SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
It was confusing and full of hummus
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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