i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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