i was born a porn star she said
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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