I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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