just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Do vagina's smell?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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