ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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