Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I got her a Nickelback box set.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Are we still banned from the library?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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