FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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