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I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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