I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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