no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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