No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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