two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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