Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i would punch a child for taco bell
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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