He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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