you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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