Non-Jews are for practice
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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