Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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