The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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