I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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