i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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