so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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