That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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