"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
this will be a night to untag.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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