all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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