Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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