Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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