I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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