windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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