4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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