dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
its not stalking. its research.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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