keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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