Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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