So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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