singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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