White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
foreskin is a definite game changer
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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