operation have a gay friend backfired
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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