Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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