Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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