he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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