So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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