Can i not drive my cunt home
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Randomize
