Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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