And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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