Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I love you. Go after that dick
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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