Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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