Pappa wants mamma naked
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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