I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize
