It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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