i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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