I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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