I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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