How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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