I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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