dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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