so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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